Stop whacking me with that bird toy! I’m trying to have a nap on my faux fur throne chair and you keep bouncing that Da Bird toy off my belly. Cool it! I’ve caught that pesky bird and yanked the fishing pole out of your hands. See that hind paw hiked in the air? Stop messing with me or that big foot is coming your way! Can’t a fella take a nap without being pestered every five minutes? Honestly, grow up people!