Tag Archives: Scooter

Sneaking up on that calico beast

It’s been a frustrating couple of months. I agreed to allow that calico beast to share my domicile, eat my food, and drink out of my water fountains. [Management bought a second water fountain, so now I have two. Slight … Continue reading

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Birthday Blanket

Here I am belly up on my Halloween birthday (that’s when we celebrate) present for 2015: a deep pile sherpa blanket. There’s a pretty giraffe pattern on the back, but that’s the slick side. I only care about the soft … Continue reading

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I’ll Sleep Where I Choose

I’ll sleep wherever I catwell choose. I’m not moving. Don’t ask again. You got up to get more of that nasty coffee stuff, so I claimed this nice warm seat. I’m a big boy, and this nice office chair with … Continue reading

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Cat Quake Defense

I tried my best to wake up management around noon. She was up working late on the computer and still abed around 12:30 PM. So I scuttled under the covers (not an easy task for a cat of my size) … Continue reading

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Feline Photo Op

Aha! I’ve been looking for the perfect place all day to pick my back feet. Management set up this nice soft fabric for some kind of photo thing and it’s just perfect. Yep, just the right amount of room for … Continue reading

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Are the fireworks over yet?

Enough fireworks already! I’ve suffered through several days of this nighttime madness with the fourth and the fifth by far the worst. What is it with all those hothouse chickens who move into rural neighborhoods and think just because they … Continue reading

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On Shaky Ground

No! I’m not coming out of my play tunnel until you make the ground stop shaking! I’ve suffered through half a dozen strong quakes so far this evening, so enough is enough. This is central Oklahoma, for crying out loud. … Continue reading

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Get That Bird

Stop whacking me with that bird toy! I’m trying to have a nap on my faux fur throne chair and you keep bouncing that Da Bird toy off my belly. Cool it! I’ve caught that pesky bird and yanked the … Continue reading

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Talk to the Cat Tail

Nope. Don’t wanna hear it. Talk to the tail! You didn’t want me burying my snack bowl with toys and whatever clothing I could drag over it, so you moved it back up on the desk. I still wanted the … Continue reading

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Talk to the Paw

Pick up my toys? Straighten up my sleeping spots? That’s a joke, right? I enrich your life simply by sharing my glorious feline presence with you. I do not do housework. What absurdity. Talk to the paw!

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