Tag Archives: Scooter’s Catworld
Waiting for Santa
It’s Christmas Eve. Moose and I are waiting patiently for Santa. Here’s wishing all other cats out there a wonderful and safe holiday. Don’t climb the Christmas tree. Don’t eat the tinsel. Stay off the table and out of the … Continue reading
Birthday Blanket
Here I am belly up on my Halloween birthday (that’s when we celebrate) present for 2015: a deep pile sherpa blanket. There’s a pretty giraffe pattern on the back, but that’s the slick side. I only care about the soft … Continue reading
I’ll Sleep Where I Choose
I’ll sleep wherever I catwell choose. I’m not moving. Don’t ask again. You got up to get more of that nasty coffee stuff, so I claimed this nice warm seat. I’m a big boy, and this nice office chair with … Continue reading
Cat Quake Defense
I tried my best to wake up management around noon. She was up working late on the computer and still abed around 12:30 PM. So I scuttled under the covers (not an easy task for a cat of my size) … Continue reading
Feline Fountain Fiasco
I tried to be good. I really did. For a few months I enjoyed the new water fountain with nary a misstep. Didn’t try to bite it. Didn’t throw food in it. But the other day curiosity got the better … Continue reading
A Very Scooter Christmas
What did Santa bring me for Christmas in this snazzy new stocking with my name embroidered on it? I was a very good boy this year. Didn’t make any huge messes. Cooperated with the new water fountain. In fact, I … Continue reading
Turkey Day Daze
Although I did not get any “people food” from the Thanksgiving Day table (not for want of trying), I just cannot seem to keep my eyes open. Is it possible to feel an empathic post-turkey dinner drowsiness?
Catnapping with Friends
If you’re going to take a really deep afternoon catnap, it’s best to do so with friends keeping watch. There’s a dragon guarding my back. An owl keeping watch over my belly. A panther, cheetah, cougar keeping everyone awake on … Continue reading
Where’d That Bird Go?
Don’t bother me. I’m looking for that pesky bird on a string. It went flying by a moment ago. It has to be around here somewhere. Right? I just need to sit still, be quiet, and wait for it for … Continue reading
Are the fireworks over yet?
Enough fireworks already! I’ve suffered through several days of this nighttime madness with the fourth and the fifth by far the worst. What is it with all those hothouse chickens who move into rural neighborhoods and think just because they … Continue reading